I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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