I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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