I'm drive I can fine osifer
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
We have started to decorate penises.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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