Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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