Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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