how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
