Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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