For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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