Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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