It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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