i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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