Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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