so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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