She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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