Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Randomize
