READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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