More tranny stories later!
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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