Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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