My first STD was from a foam party
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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