You really coming over, don't trick.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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