What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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