Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I'm always down for nudity.
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