Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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