No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
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