Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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