Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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