you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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