going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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