wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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