the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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