I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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