At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Will exercising make me less horny?
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