i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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