I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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