i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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