yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
