i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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