Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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