dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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