Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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