You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
i dont even know how to be here
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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