wanna go halves on a baby?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Randomize
