i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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