yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
