So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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