HIV tests are more positive than that guy
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Naked Twister starts at high noon
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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