Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Two words: nipple clamps
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