I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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