I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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