Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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